These are my tiny baby pubpies.

This is Mayday. Her hobbies include endlessly chasing anything that you're willing to throw, biting Odin, moaning irritably when disturbed, and literally trying to drown you in her saliva.

This is Odin. He enjoys being the laziest puppy in the world, except when overcompensating for his lack of testicles by humping Mayday and eating the paper things off muffins.

Cut off my bad haircut. Don't mind my face, I'm exhausted.

Here is a photo of Dog Number 2, Odin, who is clearly not a supermodel and is in no mood for me.

 

It's pretty much impossible to tell, but that's a male from Mayday's litter.
 

Adopted?

I've baked and for once, I didn't destroy it.

50% done my Easter baking - next up is apple crisp for people who don't want a cupcake.

It's Friday night and I want to go out.

Go, go, Kitchen Supermodel.

Sean, being that he's on a 12-hour guard duty shift and being that he's a vaguely jealous individual, particularly when jealous, has already threatened to send the MPs for me.